For the women who are there in spirit but leaving by nine. These "9 PM Is the New Midnight" Cocktail Napkins are a love letter to everyone who's traded late nights for an early bedtime — and is completely unapologetic about it.
Thick, soft, and absorbent, they're the perfect conversation piece for any gathering where the host might also be the first to fall asleep. Hilarious, relatable, and gift-wrap-ready.
Disposable — all the fun, none of the cleanup.
